最幽默的短句子说说心情：放松心情的搞笑句子

导读别逼我，否则我伟大起来，一发不可收拾。Don'tpushme,orI'llbegreatandoutofcontrol.生活就像新闻联播，不是换台就能逃避得....

别逼我，否则我伟大起来，一发不可收拾。

Dont push me, or Ill be great and out of control.

生活就像新闻联播，不是换台就能逃避得了的。

Life is like news broadcast, which cant be avoided by changing channels.

眼睛是心灵的窗户。那么，眼袋是心灵的窗台。

The eyes are the windows of the soul. So, pouch is the window sill of the soul.

别着急去眺望远方，应该低下头来看看脚上的伤。

Dont worry about looking into the distance. You should lower your head to see the injury on your feet.

都说女子无才便是德，我想，我一定是太缺德了。

It is said that a woman without talent is virtue. I think I must be too immoral.

感觉全世界都在订婚、领证、结婚，只有我在忙着送礼。

I feel that the whole world is engaged, getting a license and getting married. Only I am busy giving gifts.

不知道到底喜欢什么样的工作，不过可以肯定的是：我根本就不喜欢工作。

I dont know what kind of work I like, but Im sure I dont like it at all.

都说男人膝下有黄金，我快把皮搓掉了，连块铁也没找着！

Its said that theres gold under mens knees. Im going to rub the skin off, and I cant even find a piece of iron!

什么是限制你自由的主要因素？手机充电器的长度。

What are the main factors limiting your freedom? God reply: the length of mobile phone charger.

以前我是没有择偶标准，直到遇到你，我告诉自己，你这种不能要。

Before, I didnt have a mate selection standard, until I met you, I told myself, you cant do this.

怎么可能，我都已经把手机调成了飞行模式，从五楼扔下去还是碎了？

How can it be? Ive set my mobile phone to flight mode, dropped it from the fifth floor or broken it?

我用一麻袋的钱上大学，换了一麻袋书；毕业了，用这些书换钱，却买不起一个麻袋！

I used a sack of money to go to college and exchange it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldnt afford a sack!